The Federation of United Grenada is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brandon Blackburn with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.218 billion Grenadians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Georges. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Grenadian economy, worth 225 trillion Grenadeses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,368 Grenadeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,063 per year while the poor average 9,346, a ratio of 22.3 to 1.

Even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, sex changes are routinely performed at United Grenada's hospitals, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Grenada's national animal is the Pott Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Grenada is ranked 218,527^th in the world and 8^th in BCN for Nudest, with 97.75 cheeks per square mile.