by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Influential: 1,827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,882ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,504th
The Eternal Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Semper Est Perpetua Regni Nostri
King John VI
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

United Engiresco

Population1.955 billion

LeaderKing John VI
FaithCatholic Christianity

CurrencyEngirescoan Gold Londinium

The Eternal Kingdom of United Engiresco is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King John VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.955 billion Engirescoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Engirescoan economy, worth 271 trillion Engirescoan Gold Londiniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,969 Engirescoan Gold Londiniums, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Engiresco's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

United Engiresco is ranked 25,288th in the world and 626th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 100.1 Insults Per Minute.

Most Influential: 1,827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,882ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5,504thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,946thLargest Black Market: 11,762ndTop
Most Secular: 12,561stMost Efficient Economies: 13,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,446thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,477thMost Developed: 16,872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,976thLargest Governments: 18,176thMost Inclusive: 19,472ndHighest Drug Use: 19,891stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,005th
Largest Gambling Industry: 187th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 269th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 290th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 315th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 335th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 375th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 452nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 527th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 613th in the regionRudest Citizens: 626th in the regionMost Secular: 639th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 659th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 703rd in the regionMost Influential: 720th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 742nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 758th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 836th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 842nd in the regionLargest Governments: 905th in the regionNudest: 911th in the regionMost Developed: 945th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Lulubellia, Aerilia, Orado, Interdimensional Zone, Hamerica, Svenskskit, Hardscrabble, Ellbonnia, Cretox State, The Mazur Empire, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Pallaith, Bearical, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Omnistria, Ethnon, Katuda, Dreadton, Yokciq Empire, Shibutani, Great Bights Mum, Zzozona, Outer Shenendoah, Loutsland, Corfad, Bankowiata, Blyskalia, Bharathvarsh, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Territorio di Nessuno, Francois Isidore, ForestMythal, Siwale, The Calabash Protectorate, Selfgradatude, Paradeavenlisian States, Steampunk Ariel, Sil Dorsett, New Lakemba, Tibus Heth, Lionia, The Blazeland Administration, Venicea, Notyoutopia, Capablanca, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, and 70 others.Sahriastan, Wineclaw, Illusia and Neverendia, Kragsgale, Randomcountryland, Xagill, Perikuresu, Republica Guilleana, Dar es Saalam, ROM, Eraver, Vesteysia, Flauschistan, Wilkshire, Kastonvia, Solcius, Frances Francis the First of France, Aruvicion, New Celoveniortan, Govornia, Nimarya, Climeria, Kitzgos, Chips and Guac, The Jerichowan Country, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Empy, Seguidores de la grasas, Ameroind, Godwanna, Sikol, Simone Republic, Tringapore, Kranostav, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Tyirza, Xentherida, Card Kingdom, McMasterdonia, Praeceps, Sunto, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Yellops, Zapiron, Royal Bengaluru, Azzarel, East Supple Lund, Costa Azurica, Rising Sakura, Luxarra, Ayuzhhhhh, LostLegion, Austrian Confederacy, Mitropola, Texas States, -Slovania, Votak Matim, TyGerria, Jinju-Do, Seanat, New Rocland, Palgo, Anonim, East Akra, Ravensblast, Harmonypine, Lemsrow, Dabarastan, and Cam Zazi.

View Forum posts