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Uniserve

Population33.467 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.467 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 40,855 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,220,757 unibucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,291,706 per year while the poor average 178,828, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and Uniserveans wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 169,194th in the world and 20th in Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 1.15 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12thMost Avoided: 25thMost Subsidized Industry: 29thLowest Crime Rates: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64thLargest Governments: 64thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90thMost Efficient Economies: 108thFattest Citizens: 264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 275thSmartest Citizens: 378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 388thMost Stationary: 396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 419thLargest Publishing Industry: 534thLargest Populations: 917thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,669thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,515thRudest Citizens: 2,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,730thMost Influential: 5,132ndMost Conservative: 5,991stMost Developed: 7,334thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,893rdMost Authoritarian: 11,790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,570thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,895th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Uniserveans wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Uniserve at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, it's illegal to blow things up.

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