by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd
The Incorporated States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Our upstream provider did it!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Uniserve

Population34.807 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.807 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 38,942 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,118,809 unibucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,847,529 per year while the poor average 115,035, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 209,740th in the world and 24th in Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 1.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLowest Crime Rates: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Subsidized Industry: 75thLargest Governments: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thMost Efficient Economies: 123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154thFattest Citizens: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 343rdMost Stationary: 374thSmartest Citizens: 388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 598thMost Valuable International Artwork: 711thLargest Publishing Industry: 758thLargest Populations: 897thRudest Citizens: 1,497thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,537thMost Conservative: 5,500thMost Influential: 6,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,684thTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,179thMost Authoritarian: 18,809th
Top
5%
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Leader's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, when you fly on Air Uniserve you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Protiteria.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.

More...

View Forum posts

Report