Population | 5.525 billion |
Capital | Unir city |
Leader | High Priest Jakob Jensen |
Faith | Norse Paganism |
Currency | Septemn |
Animal | 3 Headed lion |
The Military junta of UnirState is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Priest Jakob Jensen with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.525 billion Unirs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unir city. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Unir economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion Septemns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 411,496 Septemns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, and island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. UnirState's national animal is the 3 Headed lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.
UnirState is ranked 117,538th in the world and 3rd in Fullworthia for Most Stationary, with 312.1274738494 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
- : UnirState was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
- : UnirState was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in UnirState, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.