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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162ndMost Patriotic: 181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd
The Military junta of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Glory to Unir! Glory to the nation! Death to the red!
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Civil Rights
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UnirState

Population5.525 billion

CapitalUnir city
LeaderHigh Priest Jakob Jensen
FaithNorse Paganism

CurrencySeptemn
Animal3 Headed lion

The Military junta of UnirState is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Priest Jakob Jensen with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.525 billion Unirs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unir city. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unir economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion Septemns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 411,496 Septemns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, and island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. UnirState's national animal is the 3 Headed lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.

UnirState is ranked 117,538th in the world and 3rd in Fullworthia for Most Stationary, with 312.1274738494 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162ndMost Patriotic: 181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 347thMost Subsidized Industry: 722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 864thHighest Average Incomes: 995thMost Armed: 998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,159thMost Avoided: 1,491stLargest Black Market: 1,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,705thLargest Mining Sector: 1,751stMost Devout: 1,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,182ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,463rdTop
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Largest Governments: 4,146thFattest Citizens: 4,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,863rdRudest Citizens: 5,177thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,213thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,630thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,136thMost Developed: 7,358thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,272ndSmartest Citizens: 8,882ndMost Conservative: 9,469thHighest Economic Output: 10,397thLargest Retail Industry: 10,799thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,235thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,293rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,051stLowest Crime Rates: 28,955th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
  • : UnirState was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : UnirState was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in UnirState, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.

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