The Magical Valentine Nation of Uniopolis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Bernadette Clair-Courbet with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.057 billion Uniopolisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magic City ✨. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Uniopolisian economy, worth 332 trillion Glitter🔮s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,693 Glitter🔮s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uniopolis's national animal is the Unicorn🦄, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism ✝️.

Uniopolis is ranked 266,049^th in the world and 269^th in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.