The DICTATOR of UNION KINGDOMS is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.049 billion KINGS are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient King economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 199,799 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,794,395 per year while the poor average 2,813, a ratio of 637 to 1.

It is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNION KINGDOMS's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

UNION KINGDOMS is ranked 15,934^th in the world and 466^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 77.41 Atheism Rate.