The Galloping Defender of Unicorniandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Greatorius Unicornius with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.374 billion Unicorniandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicornia. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Unicorniandian economy, worth 480 trillion Galerios a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,354 Galerios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unicorns with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Greatorius Unicornius, commemoration of the Great The United British Empire War costs almost as much as the war itself, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicorniandia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unicorniandia is ranked 84,631^st in the world and 2^nd in The United British Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.91 law-abiding acts per hour.