The República imbrochável of Uisalb is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.083 billion Uisalbians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Uisalbian economy, worth 54.3 trillion Renminbis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,049 Renminbis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uisalb's national animal is the Tigre de bengala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uisalb is ranked 196,601^st in the world and 118^th in Africa for Fattest Citizens, with 9.64 Obesity Rate.