by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 20,300th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Team Wooloos
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.856 billion

CurrencyNew UENW Pound Sterling
AnimalHybrid Wooloo-Lion

The United Kingdom of UENW-Wooloos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.856 billion UENW-Wooloosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The UENW-Wooloosian economy, worth 79.5 trillion New UENW Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,819 New UENW Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', glassy-eyed UENW-Wooloosian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and there's a mortuary next to every UENW-Wooloosian restaurant. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UENW-Wooloos's national animal is the Hybrid Wooloo-Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UENW-Wooloos is ranked 111,075th in the world and 5th in Pikachu Pika Pika for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,021.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 20,300th

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