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UDS Dispatch Office

Population12.208 billion

CapitalFederal City


The Office of UDS Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12.208 billion UDS Dispatch Officeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal City. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped UDS Dispatch Officean economy, worth 278 trillion Informations a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,818 Informations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and UDS Dispatch Office has designated Federal City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent. UDS Dispatch Office's national animal is the Bureaucrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UDS Dispatch Office is ranked 93,501st in the world and 202nd in The Union of Democratic States for Smartest Citizens, with 34.14 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 17,464thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,573rdMost Stationary: 22,801stHighest Drug Use: 24,537th
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionTop
Nudest: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 37th in the region

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