The Siberian Democratic States of Uberio is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Finn Petrov with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.032 billion Uberians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tytania. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uberian economy, worth 505 trillion Ruboids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,631 Ruboids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime is totally unknown. Uberio's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shajunism.

Uberio is ranked 163,149^th in the world and 21^st in Nova Britannia Prima for Most Patriotic, with 11.79 flags saluted per person per day.