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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210th
The Nifty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Knowledge and Thoroughness
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Tzorsland

Population36.926 billion

CapitalEyesore
LeaderImperial Leader Lucifer
FaithThe Eye of Harmony Cult

CurrencyTzor
Animalwild turkey

The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Leader Lucifer with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 36.926 billion Tzorslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eyesore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 15,452 trillion Tzors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 418,469 Tzors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzorsland's national animal is the wild turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Eye of Harmony Cult.

Tzorsland is ranked 164th in the world and 2nd in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 15,452 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 210thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 307thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 320thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 353rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 430thLargest Insurance Industry: 569thLargest Mining Sector: 587thHighest Average Incomes: 654thLargest Gambling Industry: 656thLargest Populations: 810thHighest Poor Incomes: 837thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 860thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 869thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 941stMost Avoided: 1,046thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,151stLargest Black Market: 1,324thFattest Citizens: 1,656thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,020thRudest Citizens: 2,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,415thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,104thMost Armed: 3,240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,251stSmartest Citizens: 3,637thMost Efficient Economies: 3,711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,758thTop
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Most Developed: 12,542ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,288thLargest Governments: 22,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,443rd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Armed: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 588th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 632nd in the regionMost Developed: 637th in the regionNudest: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Tzorsland's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Tzorsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Tzorsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Tzorsland created a custom banner.

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