The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Leader Lucifer with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 36.926 billion Tzorslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eyesore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 15,452 trillion Tzors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 418,469 Tzors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzorsland's national animal is the wild turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Eye of Harmony Cult.

Tzorsland is ranked 164^th in the world and 2^nd in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 15,452 trillion Standard Monetary Units.