Population | 24.477 billion |
Capital | Flebe's Hammer |
Leader | Evil Overlord Flebe Tyrnoian |
Faith | The Cult of Flebeisum |
Currency | Tyronian Dia |
Animal | Narwhal |
The Flebeist Empire of Tyronian Socialist State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evil Overlord Flebe Tyrnoian with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 24.477 billion Tyronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flebe's Hammer. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tyronian Socialist Statean economy, worth an astonishing 10,616 trillion Tyronian Dias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 433,727 Tyronian Dias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, a passport is literally priceless, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyronian Socialist State's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Flebeisum.
Tyronian Socialist State is ranked 1,878th in the world and 1st in Tyronia for Most Stationary, with 4,102.66404096 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
- : Following new legislation in Tyronian Socialist State, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
World Assembly
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