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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114thMost Patriotic: 146th
The Militaristic Empire of
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Long Live the Royal Emperor
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Tyramon

Population5.456 billion

CapitalFort Domination
Leaderthe Royal Emperor
FaithDivinity of the Emperor

CurrencyGolden Seashell
AnimalViper Wolf

The Militaristic Empire of Tyramon is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Royal Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.456 billion Tyramonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Domination. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tyramonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,745 trillion Golden Seashells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,984 Golden Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tyramon's national animal is the Viper Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Divinity of the Emperor.

Tyramon is ranked 76,036th in the world and 54th in Cape of Good Hope for Rudest Citizens, with 65.36 insults per minute.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114thMost Patriotic: 146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 190thLargest Black Market: 1,715thHighest Average Incomes: 1,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,794thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,053rdTop
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Most Avoided: 3,255thMost Armed: 4,207thLargest Mining Sector: 4,313thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,876thLargest Governments: 6,171stFattest Citizens: 7,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,184thMost Authoritarian: 9,031stMost Conservative: 9,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,749thHighest Economic Output: 11,873rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,638thMost Influential: 16,780thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,854thLowest Crime Rates: 22,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,540th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the region

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