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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,091stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,351st
The Royal Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Govern with Wisdom & Love...and guns
Twilight - Senate Leader
Influence
Eminence Grise
Office of Foreign Relations
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Twilights Citadel

Population6.601 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderTwilight - Senate Leader
FaithTwilightist Christianity

CurrencyBit
AnimalCockatrice

The Royal Protectorate of Twilights Citadel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Twilight - Senate Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.601 billion Citadelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 28.2%.

The powerhouse Citadelian economy, worth 508 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 77,085 Bits, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Twilights Citadel after the ban on emigration was lifted, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Citadel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twilights Citadel's national animal is the Cockatrice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Twilightist Christianity.

Twilights Citadel is ranked 3,790th in the world and 1st in Of Books and Stories for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,844.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Twilights Citadel published "Two" (Account: Drama).
  • : Twilights Citadel published "One" (Account: Drama).
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Citadel.
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Twilights Citadel after the ban on emigration was lifted.
  • : Twilights Citadel published "isw.MLEGovt.MLE/blackshirts" (Account: Other).
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Twilights Citadel, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.

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