Population | 3.584 billion |
Capital | Springfield |
Leader | Jambi the genie |
Faith | Church of the One Latter Day Saint |
Currency | Cranium |
Animal | Supremely Endangered Desert Lizard |
The Incredibly Jingoistic States of Turkmenistan mk 2 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jambi the genie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 3.584 billion Turkmenistan mk 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Turkmenistan mk 2ian economy, worth 479 trillion Craniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,778 Craniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and the media seems excessively interested in what Jambi the genie is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkmenistan mk 2's national animal is the Supremely Endangered Desert Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the One Latter Day Saint.
Turkmenistan mk 2 is ranked 151,091st in the world and 14th in Kavonia for Most Stationary, with 157.0084759034 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Turkmenistan mk 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Turkmenistan mk 2, the media seems excessively interested in what Jambi the genie is wearing this season.
- : Turkmenistan mk 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Turkmenistan mk 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Turkmenistan mk 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Turkmenistan mk 2's influence in Kavonia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Turkmenistan mk 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Turkmenistan mk 2, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Turkmenistan mk 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Turkmenistan mk 2, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.