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Most Patriotic: 2,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,220thMost Devout: 3,228th
The Islamic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
We pray for our children and for our enemies
Shahtollah Makhmalbaf Akthar
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.221 billion

LeaderShahtollah Makhmalbaf Akthar

AnimalThe Persian Lion

The Islamic People's Republic of Turkesbenizstan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shahtollah Makhmalbaf Akthar with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.221 billion Turkipersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehranmmed. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Turkic-persian economy, worth 162 trillion Rialrics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 133,174 Rialrics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the doctor has cold hands, Turkesbenizstan successfully hosted the Europeia Olympics, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkesbenizstan's national animal is the The Persian Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia-Islamism.

Turkesbenizstan is ranked 126,532nd in the world and 510th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,557.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 2,391stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,220thMost Devout: 3,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,701stSafest: 5,874thHealthiest Citizens: 6,090thMost Authoritarian: 6,976thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,840thLargest Governments: 9,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,416thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,871stMost Influential: 10,565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,490thTop
Best Weather: 14,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,681stSmartest Citizens: 19,807thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,349thHighest Average Incomes: 20,824thMost Income Equality: 20,828thMost Conservative: 20,836thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,409thMost Developed: 24,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,276thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,812th
Most Patriotic: 9th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Conservative: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Income Equality: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionSafest: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 96th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the region

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