The Socialist Federation of Tunofferia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commissar in Chief Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.212 billion Tunofferians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Podzemnygrad. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tunofferian economy, worth 162 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,794 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, babies are a small but significant export, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tunofferia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Various.

Tunofferia is ranked 197,310^th in the world and 8,569^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -361.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.