The Socialist Federation of Tunofferia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Commissar in Chief Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.696 billion Tunofferians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Podzemnygrad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tunofferian economy, worth 502 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,554 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tunofferia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Various.

Tunofferia is ranked 243,444^th in the world and 9,295^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 11.48 Whatever.