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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,441stLargest Mining Sector: 9,074thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,347th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
smell the flowers
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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TulipSanity

Population9.279 billion

Currencyshekel
Animalflying fox

The Republic of TulipSanity is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.279 billion TulipSanityians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TulipSanityian economy, worth 945 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,876 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TulipSanity's national animal is the flying fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

TulipSanity is ranked 51,406th in the world and 391st in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 872.3113514426 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,441stLargest Mining Sector: 9,074thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,284thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,454thLargest Black Market: 17,386th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 162nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionLargest Governments: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 256th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 263rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st in the regionMost Devout: 282nd in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 391st in the regionMost Stationary: 391st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 421st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 432nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 483rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 501st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : TulipSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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