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Most Secular: 327thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 485th
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Tsvetan the Great
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Population6.437 billion

LeaderTsvetan the Great


The Empire of Tsvetania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.437 billion Tsvetanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,866 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,006 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Tsvetanian satellites can detect it, third world countries are rich in "I Love Utopia" t-shirts, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 18,972nd in the world and 597th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,488.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Secular: 327thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 486thMost Inclusive: 511thNicest Citizens: 561stHighest Average Tax Rates: 631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 667thLargest Governments: 689thSmartest Citizens: 761stLeast Corrupt Governments: 768thMost Developed: 787thSafest: 810thMost Efficient Economies: 827thBest Weather: 832ndMost Influential: 839thHighest Poor Incomes: 903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 911thMost Pacifist: 929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 996thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,045thHealthiest Citizens: 1,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,338thMost Cultured: 1,359thRudest Citizens: 1,619thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,754thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,838thLowest Crime Rates: 1,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,906thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,308thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,335thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,603rdHighest Economic Output: 9,113thNudest: 10,453rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,821stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,989thMost Stationary: 18,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,972ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,608thMost Politically Free: 21,286th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionMost Politically Free: 294th in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionMost Stationary: 344th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 386th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 472nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 507th in the regionLargest Populations: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 597th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tsvetania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Tsvetania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, third world countries are rich in "I Love Utopia" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Tsvetanian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, the comic book series 'Tsvetan the Great and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 272 » Aidenfieeld, Amerion, The Filippinas, Yeldarbsland, Erinor, Qvait, Crystal Creation, Mapico, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Beepee, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, Aumeltopia, Tsunamy, Tioloman, Kandorith, Iym Winterless, Techganet, Terran Draconia, Holy Free, North Kanuckistan, Farelonia, Moreana, Soem, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Si-topia, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Changolandia, Ralphburg, Pax Dracon, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Sedunn, Yavemaya, Quinta Caporales, Page 53, The Worst army of, Dukin Donuts, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hypersensible Crybabies, Bohenia, Quh, Maeiland, Maerist, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Compli, and 222 others.Marinho Islands, Gonrati, Markla, Dis7Nation, Shefino, Dirkistan, Alaninia, Zolooloo, Bumblegaria, Corgitopiaa, Auphelia, Royaltica, Laamiva, Catsonya, Volaworand, Nowa Europa, Seliyan progressive Islands, Peoples National Patronage, Doss Kingly, South Western Korea, Not Austria, Valdutz, Aschenburg, South Blossom, The Drakan Republic, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, New Briantown, Sandaoguo, Idiono, Drugged Monkeys, Itani, Operahouse, Rectionk, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Myness, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Belschaft, The Northeast Mashriq, House Ahsanul, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tepertopia, Myndia, Land Without Shrimp, Purple Hyacinth, Phanama, Filistinia, Bartonia Nova, Brunier, Amakul, Republik Hintonia, Menesynchro, Ullan, Rebel-topia, Sacal, Aresten, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Indolos, Kafeine, Seythennia, Vanbella, Eskvenn, New Goldman, Los Rodeos, Sapientiano, Berlana, Hakk Fiss, Myhomecountry, Silmad, WI SD EA D, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Bawkie, Enlightened Australasia, Vardanfel, Yellunstryer, Privatore, Abyssal Phantasm, Venethort, Blondiesland, Martzian, Xergiokia, Communist Darskaya Republic, Wakandan Tribes, The Imperial Frost Federation, Proctethia, Oxyliteral, Armonitopia, Blaufrankisch, Roterdamia, Kingpins, The Founding Citadel, Lionstrapower, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Treir, The White Isles, Nori Natto, SteamPunk Squirrels, Canmore, Levistian, Scu Greinne, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Holota, Ceutalia, Qawe, East Nagaland, New Itomorii, USNE2018, LadyRebels, The Altan, Shuckle Empire, Yeses, Banglazstrogaria, Yahshabbat, Tineman, Lyland, Gidonia, The 3rdGodKing, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Yuveska, Unojo, Arvan Irawer, Of Cheddar, NIGHTRAY, Enplatia, New Amere, Libedistan, The Stickmin Empire, The Stolen Lands, Westenhald, Choman, Bod Zarth Throge, Carrelie, Doundaly, Ipugao, Equal and United Scientists, Twoole, The United Australian States, Fission, Nova Kobol, Freavia, Freedoom, Populaa, Herbert Island, Drugged up Kitties, Ethoodly, The island of Sorna, Arizona2, Anatasha, Greater Scottdascoda, United States of Belvaria, Anatomic, Carthatska, HomoDinosauria, Kaoia, Breizlovakia, New Qafedemar, St Scurry and Jelly, Sable Space, Daal Chawwal, Eashenn, Shantuary, JavaSiege, Uvalor, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Rhetiaa, Ragabania, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Neo-Saba, Hawaiian Pizzas, Astiaveth, Podunkia, Beblahbleblo, Solanosco, Vexyn, Eternal Memedom, Never was New England, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Weissmans, Eurais, New Sanet, Corumdema, Charisma Bonus, Independent State of Arstotzka, Fronern, Moridine, Green Sofia, Paganan, Islaandeor, Bergenu, Iningo, Northern Cambridge, Galebland, Shrimplordia, Danily, Tackastan, Ansure, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, UwUuuu, The Kies, Linguiniland, New Plant, The American Anarchist Empire, Rhayna, United Europe-Eurasia, East Mantis, Northern Estrian Islands, Straknov, Osheiga, Shoinkwishima, and Bundeskara.

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