Population | 10.05 billion |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Wolf |
The United Socialist States of Troreloeruordii is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.05 billion Troreloeruordiians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Troreloeruordiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,457 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troreloeruordii's national animal is the Wolf.
Troreloeruordii is ranked 81,229th in the world and 763rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 597.0511456648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Troreloeruordii was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Troreloeruordiian Liberator".
- : Troreloeruordii was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Troreloeruordii was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Troreloeruordii, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.