Population | 15.784 billion |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Free Land of Tristan Taormino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.784 billion Tristan Taorminoans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.
The very strong Tristan Taorminoan economy, worth 861 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,583 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,742 per year while the poor average 13,849, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tristan Taormino's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tristan Taormino is ranked 200,065th in the world and 375th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 41.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tristan Taormino's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Tristan Taormino's influence in Memeland United rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Tristan Taormino's influence in Memeland United fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : Tristan Taormino's influence in Memeland United rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Tristan Taormino relocated from The Region of No Rejection to Memeland United.
- : Tristan Taormino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Tristan Taormino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Tristan Taormino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Tristan Taormino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Tristan Taormino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.