The United Federation of Trinster is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.288 billion Trinsterians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llewen. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Trinnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Trinsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 117,394 Trinsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinster's national animal is the Trinish Kite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tritheism.

Trinster is ranked 180,876^th in the world and 3,228^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 16.66 Atheism Rate.