The Epic Scientific Nation of Trinklandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Trinkle with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.167 billion Trinklandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trinklandian economy, worth 540 trillion Homeworks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,647 Homeworks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, Trinkle's Twitcher account is typically used to share Ostrich memes rather than government policy, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinklandia's national animal is the Ostrich, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hilda.

Trinklandia is ranked 183,440^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Temecula for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,186.09 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.