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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,538thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,208th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
I just click the first choice for every issue
Influence
Apprentice
Art Gallery
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Trade Farmers

Population2.567 billion

Currencyno money
Animallemming

The Nomadic Peoples of Trade Farmers is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.567 billion farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a farmer economy, worth 321 trillion no monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,360 no monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trade Farmers's national animal is the lemming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trade Farmers is ranked 224,968th in the world and 71st in Trade Market for Fattest Citizens, with 6.37 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,538thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,881stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,940thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,915thLowest Crime Rates: 14,234thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,550thLargest Mining Sector: 18,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,251stHighest Average Incomes: 21,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,767th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trade Farmers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Trade Farmers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Trade Farmers, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Trade Farmers, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Trade Farmers, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Trade Farmers, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
  • : Following new legislation in Trade Farmers, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Trade Farmers's influence in Trade Market rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Trade Farmers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Trade Farmers, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.

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