Population | 20.12 billion |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | swordfish |
The Watchfires of TPLoI is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.12 billion TPLoIians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 56.8%.
The strong TPLoIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 76,702 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, military spending recently hit a new high, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TPLoI's national animal is the swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
TPLoI is ranked 4,612th in the world and 1st in The Promised Land of Israel for Most Stationary, with 3,373.66450752 days.
National Happenings
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- : TPLoI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : TPLoI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : TPLoI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : TPLoI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : TPLoI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : TPLoI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in TPLoI, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in TPLoI, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in TPLoI, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in TPLoI, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.