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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,004thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,835th
The Valiant People's State of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Strength! Self-Reliance! Socialism!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Toukai

Population4.85 billion

CapitalFort Barca
LeaderHigh Marshal Hamilcar
FaithState Atheism

Currencytrat
AnimalToukaian sea turtle

The Valiant People's State of Toukai is a massive, genial nation, ruled by High Marshal Hamilcar with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.85 billion Toukaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Barca. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Toukaian economy, worth 633 trillion trats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,602 trats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood, third world countries are rich in "I Love Fort Barca" t-shirts, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by High Marshal Hamilcar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toukai's national animal is the Toukaian sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Toukai is ranked 117,173rd in the world and 349th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 316.26252675852 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,004thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,835thMost Armed: 6,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,982ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,240thLargest Governments: 9,899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,901stMost Inclusive: 9,957thMost Influential: 12,331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,381stMost Patriotic: 12,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,963rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,008thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,945thHighest Food Quality: 14,012thMost Secular: 14,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,558thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,658thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,720thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,801stHealthiest Citizens: 18,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,587thSmartest Citizens: 21,386thNicest Citizens: 21,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,075thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,261stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,234thBest Weather: 28,476th
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Most Armed: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Toukai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Toukai, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by High Marshal Hamilcar.

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