The Republic of Totally not puppey is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.217 billion Totally not puppeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.
The strong Totally not puppey economy, worth 78.2 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,276 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totally not puppey's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Totally not puppey is ranked 105,519th in the world and 1,071st in Artificial Solar System for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 47.63 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
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Totally not puppey, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
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Totally not puppey, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Totally not puppey, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
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Totally not puppey, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
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Totally not puppey, cars are banned.
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Totally not puppey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Highest Food Quality.
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Totally not puppey, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Totally not puppey, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
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Totally not puppey, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
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Totally not puppey, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.