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Total Hui

Population1.215 billion


The Community of Total Hui is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.215 billion Total Huians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Total Huian economy, worth 76.5 trillion huys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,002 huys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Total Hui's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Total Hui is ranked 90,366th in the world and 102nd in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.38 Weapons Per Person.

Most Primitive: 2,691stMost Devout: 6,329thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,409thMost Authoritarian: 11,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,659thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,501stBest Weather: 14,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,495thMost Income Equality: 15,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,366thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,401stLargest Governments: 21,032ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,752ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,575th
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Salaxalans, Legendus, Urran, Skogatopia, Oblitus Terras, and Colonalia.

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