Population | 6.95 billion |
Capital | New York City |
Leader | Master Splinter |
Faith | Ninjutsu |
Currency | pizze al taglio shuriken |
Animal | ninja turtle |
The Confederacy of Tortugashima is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Master Splinter with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The devout population of 6.95 billion Tortugans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Turtleshelled economy, worth 786 trillion pizze al taglio shurikens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,180 pizze al taglio shurikens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, the government loves seeing the little people fight, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tortugashima's national animal is the ninja turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ninjutsu.
Tortugashima is ranked 74,278th in the world and 1st in Archai for Most Stationary, with 635.53366964708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Tortugashima lodged a message on the Archai Regional Message Board.
- : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in Tortugashima, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.