The Commonwealth of Toposi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Toposo with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.151 billion Toposians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toposipolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The all-consuming Toposian economy, worth 102 trillion pounds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 88,739 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toposi's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toposi is ranked 93,784^th in the world and 842^nd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.65 law-abiding acts per hour.