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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,892ndMost Influential: 7,107th
The Holy Empire of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
We love to poop!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Toilet Man

Population156 million

CurrencyToilet Paper
AnimalPooper

The Holy Empire of Toilet Man is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 156 million Poopers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Toiletry economy, worth 14.0 trillion Toilet Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,867 Toilet Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Pooper sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Pooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toilet Man is ranked 166,757th in the world and 6,687th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.35 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,892ndTop
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Most Influential: 7,107thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,479thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,911thNicest Citizens: 15,441stLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,478thMost Inclusive: 20,517thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,354thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,429th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 427th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 625th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 659th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 809th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 830th in the regionNicest Citizens: 841st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 851st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Pooper sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Toilet Man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, protestors are soaking piles of Toilet Papers in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Hardscrabble, Capablanca, Bearical, Aerilia, Esplandia, Svenskskit, Yaorozu, Lulubellia, Pallaith, Venicea, Que Lukustinardon, Omnistria, Koda-Land, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Orado, Great Bights Mum, Illusia and Neverendia, Lionia, Zzozona, Hamerica, Guer Aike, The Rhein States, Simone Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Shibutani, Ellbonnia, Notyoutopia, Logovets, Corfad, Sahriastan, Territorio di Nessuno, SCT, Former English Colony, Siwale, The Mazur Empire, Radicaster, Western Vapia, The Cold Northern North, Muqatil, Kragsgale, Liberatarian States, Tibus Heth, Ibarkla, Dangine, Northern Socialist Council Republics, State of Dragoonia, Francois Isidore, Nova Arcania, Federal Union of the North, and 115 others.Ariele, Glurponia, Seanat, Sunto, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Yellops, Outer Shenendoah, Beta Cyndriel, Blyskalia, El Fiji Grande, Kayanc-Boaine, The Blazeland Administration, Valentine Z, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, United Nations Aerospace Defense Command, Eternal Dominion, North Bratislava, Wilkshire, Yokciq Empire, Selfgradatude, Steampunk Ariel, Sil Dorsett, Jaxikistan, New Lakemba, Navsland, Wineclaw, Cretox State, Xagill, Republica Guilleana, Laxoimia, Vesteysia, Frances Francis the First of France, Nimarya, Chips and Guac, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Empy, Rising Sakura, Godwanna, Sikol, Tringapore, Climeria, Durfland, Kranostav, Ahssn, Lemsrow, LostLegion, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Janmute, Ameroind, Pazair, Vene Gra, Erisoria, Le Free Republic, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Necromonia, Tyirza, Duxembourgh, Xentherida, ForestMythal, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Card Kingdom, McMasterdonia, Praeceps, Solcius, Zapiron, Lux Conos, Paradeavenlisian States, Votak Matim, TyGerria, Palgo, New Celoveniortan, Yuyistan, Xipher, Cornwallis Bay, Brotigymbymmoereekin, Luxarra, Lorinth, East Supple Lund, South African Legions, Laurendon, Svenskan, Dabarastan, Henzed, East Akra, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Planes, AmManies, Malta Comino Gozo, New Michag, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Lon Zucand, Barxa, Gunz Alberaland, Barlano, Alzaran, Kyruev, Eraver, Unsophisticate, The Pantheons, Volstokn, Salish-Cascadia, Mon Island, Clan Spaniel, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Arkad, Saint Kus Viseatanumpance, Eywaan, Aeolist, Vladmir Putin, Teothopia, Rumagna, Amogus sussy, and Rainengrad.

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