The Jolly Good Democracy of Tobixland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tobixen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.596 billion happy campers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gladstad. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tobixlandian economy, worth 990 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,478 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Tobixen Pics" has made Tobixen's mom a celebrity, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime is totally unknown. Tobixland's national animal is the Four-headed chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kopimism.

Tobixland is ranked 246,048^th in the world and 1,121^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -9.83 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.