The State of TLTland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Thaksin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.306 billion Thais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Environment, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Nayok. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thai economy, worth 347 trillion Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,752 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. TLTland's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

TLTland is ranked 8,411^th in the world and 713^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 52.97 Bank.