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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,943rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,454thMost Influential: 11,002nd
The Armed Republic of
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Tivotovi

Population480 million

CapitalTivotovi City

Currencytivo
Animalbulldog

The Armed Republic of Tivotovi is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 480 million Tivotovians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tivotovi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tivotovian economy, worth 46.1 trillion tivoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,976 tivoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback bulldog is only seen in captivity programs, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Tivotovi are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tivotovi's national animal is the bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tivotovi is ranked 42,198th in the world and 85th in Karma for Smartest Citizens, with 45.19 quips per hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,454thMost Influential: 11,002ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,676thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,836thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,819thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,178thHighest Food Quality: 22,132ndMost Pacifist: 22,253rdMost Secular: 27,136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,103rdMost Inclusive: 29,992ndMost Cultured: 32,889thSafest: 33,573rdRudest Citizens: 34,128thMost Politically Free: 34,612th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the region

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