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Rudest Citizens: 159thMost Valuable International Artwork: 192ndHighest Crime Rates: 263rd
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Madame President
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population9.524 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.524 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,385 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 15,514th in the world and 1st in Auctor for Largest Black Market, with 40.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 159thMost Valuable International Artwork: 192ndHighest Crime Rates: 263rdMost Armed: 293rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 380thFattest Citizens: 394thMost Avoided: 477thLargest Retail Industry: 501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 712thMost Rebellious Youth: 758thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 781stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 883rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 884thMost Efficient Economies: 948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 955thHighest Drug Use: 1,643rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,700thHighest Average Incomes: 2,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,374thMost Cultured: 2,407thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,588thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,742ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,964thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,825thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,660thHighest Economic Output: 5,287thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,407thSmartest Citizens: 7,136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,848thMost Inclusive: 8,492ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,673rdNudest: 10,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,999thMost Influential: 11,304thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,627thLargest Black Market: 15,514thMost Politically Free: 15,579thLargest Governments: 17,195thMost Secular: 21,280thMost Extreme: 23,111th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Provision of Life-threatening condition Treatment".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Lowered Health Prices for rich, Free Health for poor".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "International waters Responsibilty Act".
  • : Tinhampton agreed to construct embassies between Auctor and The Illuminati.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Protection of Anonymous Tips ".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Zamastan".
  • : Tinhampton updated the World Factbook entry in Auctor.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Aputure science, Greater East Slavia, Averity, Northburg, and TheMothman.

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