The Armed Republic of Tinell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 1.533 billion Tinellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tinellian economy, worth 48.1 trillion Tinellions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 31,361 Tinellions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tinell's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tinell is ranked 113,693^rd in the world and 84^th in New United Kingdom for Nudest, with 157.5 cheeks per square mile.