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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 685thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,245th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Timon de Flavius
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population919 million

LeaderTimon de Flavius

AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Timon de Flavius with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 919 million Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timothean economy, worth 95.5 trillion Timoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 103,932 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timothea is ranked 2,973rd in the world and 109th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,366.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 685thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,245thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,485thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,482ndMost Pacifist: 3,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,755thNicest Citizens: 4,989thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,325thSafest: 5,365thBest Weather: 5,383rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,050thMost Inclusive: 6,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,379thMost Secular: 8,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,480thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,023rdTop
Largest Governments: 11,693rdMost Developed: 12,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,653rdSmartest Citizens: 14,020thHealthiest Citizens: 14,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,624thMost Income Equality: 15,951stLowest Crime Rates: 16,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,854thMost Cultured: 19,488th
Largest Welfare Programs: 102nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Pacifist: 223rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionSafest: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionBest Weather: 317th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 324th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 332nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 338th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 365th in the regionMost Inclusive: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 393rd in the regionMost Secular: 439th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 473rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 572nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 580th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 646th in the regionMost Developed: 687th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 688th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 747th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Income Equality: 764th in the regionNudest: 793rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 819th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 837th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 845th in the regionMost Cultured: 965th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Empire of Pasargad.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, the children of Timothea are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, Timon de Flavius is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 306 » Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Dakota Territories, Siwale, Hopsin, New Lakemba, 1 very fast endotarter, Hamerica, Zzozona, Fauzjhia, Saperisole, Arimbia, Solcius, Wilkshire, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kargestan, Dabarastan, Asoc lon, Freyford, Yokciq Empire, Eraver, Seenvorland, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Fayyayid, Karlinagrad, Pazair, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Navsland, Anungu, Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Fendlium, The Serdey Islands, KhalChicken, Chukstik Illahi, Vexilia, Amblegreserland, Xatin, Xyrron, Dopeland420, Aeurithianar, and 256 others.A Ordem do Caos, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Dreadton, Gilakistan, Harveney, Avemterra, Sundred, Planes, Iceland People, The Discipled, Holy Oranz, Olofin, Jaemir, Paul Pasch, Solmetria, Greater New America, The Rhein States, The Greylands, Manticore utopia, Eywaan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Yellops, Walter Jackson, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Daiz, Miragnac, Fascist Democracy, Batatoland Empire, Aoncarpa, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Grieslhiem, East Supple Lund, TJUN-ia, Koda-Land, The Jerichowan Country, Zaeli, Newpromisedland, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Sikol, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, Westinor, Great Bights Mum, The Most Freedom Ever, Texas States, Miamington, Empy, Xentherida, LostLegion, VietAnhland, Omnistria, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sattelbach, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Termathe, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, Drutopia Insomnia, Ivy Rekkia, Singamadri, Yaorozu, PotatoFarmers, Sile Maungistan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Conservative State of Poland, Yalgora, Zecit, Fel Imass, Nationeer, Bushkrub, Artemis Selene, Ver Testua, Ivernary, U S Eh, The Pantheons, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, SORT, United States of Medford, The Calabash Protectorate, Aetulia, Korovan Isles, Gautania, Illusia and Neverendia, Aleavia, Eurasian Foederatio, Zokk, Free Culture, Memenaide, Preble, Respublic of corusant, Altivia, Necromonia, Valentine Z, Aeolist, David Davidson, I Like Killing people, The Iron Lions, Upper Britain, Arlens Apartment, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Esplandia, Disunited Earth, Wisconsota, Valhalla123, Godwanna, Trance Empire, VictorH, Frieszia, Vernest Quill, TyGerria, Frostcell, Votak Matim, Integriata, Volstokn, The Bureaucratic Territories, New Jamgra, Neo Colorado, Grue, Democratie, The New Communist Republic Of States, Quentiam Viventem, The English Alliance, Vesuva, Bengal Empir, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, Rad Lads, New Avian, Itallitopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Partax, Selfgradatude, Libertania Democratica, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, West Hamburg, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Central Ryal, Former English Colony, Novatros, Cors Evia, Abonland, Phoronu, Carlinland, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Guepo, Kranostav, Kocherian, Unshleepd, El Emayo, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, Clan Spaniel, Zumlandia, Mimia, Ihsan, Sevinland, Innocentic, Seanat, Fizban, Lucedeia, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Caselpania, Florida Palms, Colonies of Free Temeria, Zimmerdachen, Minuda, Lemonbiscuits, Solskjar, Palisede, Zeternia, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Maclare, Wit Noreis, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Heilhum Imperius, WeKnow, Vincone Cae, Neu-Galicia, Paverium, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sciency Advancement, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Pleasuretown, Jestings, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, Loli County, Republica Guilleana, A Die, A Salmon Named Harold, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Sopernia, Karnogarsk, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, New Ecronentia, Rainengrad, Lubi Islands, Religioncord, Pytong, Tringapore, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, Venicea, Dai Nippon Yamato, The Unified Missourtama States, Caffeinetopia, Kelvaros Prime, The Stratosphere Islands, and Pasargad.

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