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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 461stMost Influential: 761stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,257th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Timon de Flavius
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Population2.099 billion

LeaderTimon de Flavius

AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Timon de Flavius with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.099 billion Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timothean economy, worth 224 trillion Timoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,015 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Timism.

Timothea is ranked 239,872nd in the world and 9,080th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 461stMost Influential: 761stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,257thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,143rdMost Pacifist: 3,627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,343rdNicest Citizens: 4,690thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,814thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,317thBest Weather: 5,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,981stMost Inclusive: 6,092ndSafest: 6,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,131stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,565thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,630thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,303rdMost Developed: 9,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,663rdLargest Governments: 10,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,104thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,479thMost Secular: 13,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,380thHealthiest Citizens: 16,626thMost Cultured: 17,839thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,008thMost Efficient Economies: 19,801stHighest Drug Use: 22,664thMost Income Equality: 23,377thMost Politically Free: 23,807th
Largest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 243rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 249th in the regionNicest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Influential: 281st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the regionBest Weather: 342nd in the regionSafest: 352nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 358th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 364th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost Inclusive: 389th in the regionMost Politically Free: 437th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 496th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 536th in the regionMost Developed: 546th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionNudest: 568th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 590th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 660th in the regionMost Secular: 665th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 682nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 812th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 825th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 853rd in the regionMost Cultured: 911th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 916th in the region

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