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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9thNicest Citizens: 10th
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Tierra del Queso

Population37.658 billion

CapitalTierra del Queso City
LeaderJoe Schmo

Currencycheese wedge

The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.658 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,792 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 313,158 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, in a fit of passion Joe Schmo has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 201,471st in the world and 7th in Cheese for Most Average, scoring 23.37 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9thNicest Citizens: 10thMost Rebellious Youth: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thMost Developed: 19thMost Pacifist: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndSmartest Citizens: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 50thBest Weather: 67thMost Cultured: 81stLargest Populations: 102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124thSafest: 163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 199thHighest Economic Output: 272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 362ndMost Inclusive: 550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 563rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 623rdLargest Governments: 1,043rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,620thHighest Average Incomes: 1,712thMost Stationary: 1,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,307thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,890thMost Influential: 4,496thMost Efficient Economies: 4,778thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,172ndNudest: 9,804thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,640thMost Income Equality: 16,298thMost Secular: 17,894thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,549th

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