Population | 6.642 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Thestiesinecasahi is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.642 billion Thestiesinecasahians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thestiesinecasahian economy, worth 714 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,635 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thestiesinecasahi's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Thestiesinecasahi is ranked 102,788th in the world and 1,414th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0621308334 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, children use fake IDs to purchase candy.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
- : Following new legislation in Thestiesinecasahi, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.