The Solar Possession of TheRedPlanet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ian with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The devout population of 4.551 billion Does Not Exists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghonna. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TheRedPlanetian economy, worth 166 trillion Whatever I wants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,630 Whatever I wants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TheRedPlanet's national animal is the Elephant with horns or something and its national religion is Arrows For Rich Intelligent Cow Apes.

TheRedPlanet is ranked 196,737^th in the world and 7^th in BCN for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 789.12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.