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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,095thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,940th
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Thenorite-Lonoso

Population1.342 billion

CapitalThenorite
LeaderGragon Masti
FaithAdenism

CurrencyAni Lon
AnimalThenapd

The Confederacy of Thenorite-Lonoso is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gragon Masti with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.342 billion Theoritans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thenorite. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Theoritan economy, worth 121 trillion Ani Lons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,209 Ani Lons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thenorite-Lonoso's national animal is the Thenapd and its national religion is Adenism.

Thenorite-Lonoso is ranked 154,047th in the world and 2nd in Arkhon for Rudest Citizens, with 40.78 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,865thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,095thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,604thMost Cultured: 20,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,271stHighest Drug Use: 21,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,521stLargest Black Market: 22,629th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thenorite-Lonoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Thenorite-Lonoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Thenorite-Lonoso, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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