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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th
The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛
Influence
Diplomat
WA Delegate / Moon Princess (Interior Minister)
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Thembria SSR

Population14.347 billion

CapitalMoskau
LeaderDemon Goddess Ifurita
Faiththe Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita

CurrencySteam
AnimalSnow Duck

The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.347 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,666 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 743,485 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and Thembria SSRian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 209,624th in the world and 135th in Yggdrasil for Safest, scoring 1.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 14thMost Devout: 17thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 36thLargest Black Market: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 116thBest Weather: 130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 283rdHealthiest Citizens: 360thHighest Economic Output: 363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 366thMost Armed: 407thLargest Welfare Programs: 427thSmartest Citizens: 1,161stMost Influential: 1,201stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,675thMost Authoritarian: 5,958thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,664thMost Stationary: 9,280thMost Conservative: 9,976thTop
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Most Developed: 12,217thLargest Populations: 14,618thMost Extreme: 17,571st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thembria SSR approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, Thembria SSRian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Thembria SSR voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Thembria SSR lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Thembria SSR voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.

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