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Most Valuable International Artwork: 131stMost Primitive: 7,464thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,721st
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Mr Benny the raging bull😈
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Them Chic

Population1.209 billion

CapitalBull pin
LeaderMr Benny the raging bull😈
FaithThe Golden Bull of Isreal

CurrencyBull tokens
AnimalRogue bull

The Snarky Raging bull of Them Chic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Benny the raging bull😈 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.209 billion Raging bulls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bull pin. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Them Chician economy, worth 71.3 trillion Bull tokens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,962 Bull tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Them Chic's national animal is the Rogue bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Golden Bull of Isreal.

Them Chic is ranked 65,379th in the world and 12th in Grand Peppian Commonwealth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,908.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 131stTop
Most Primitive: 7,464thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,989thBest Weather: 18,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,850thMost Authoritarian: 20,033rdMost Devout: 20,396thHealthiest Citizens: 22,927thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,551st
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the region

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