The Kingdom of Thegye Royal Dispatcher is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 425 million Thegyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The Thegye Royal Dispatcherian economy, worth 19.2 trillion Thegyan Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,203 Thegyan Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thegye Royal Dispatcher's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Thegye Royal Dispatcher is ranked 152,222^nd in the world and 4^th in Project Chaos for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.