The Good Country of Theamylanoisoliatlas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jake the Almighty with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.279 billion Whitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CITY. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient White economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Steam Wallet Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,154 Steam Wallet Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Theamylanoisoliatlas's national animal is the Cheeno and Cookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Theamylanoisoliatlas is ranked 14,497^th in the world and 2^nd in The Alliance of Eros for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,261.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.