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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,990thNicest Citizens: 4,508th
The Imperial Republic of
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Unity in Diversity, Progress Through Harmony.
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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The Wooden Empire

Population6.723 billion

CapitalWooden city
LeaderThe Emperor Woody the Second
FaithSecular

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalSiberian wolf

The Imperial Republic of The Wooden Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Emperor Woody the Second with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.723 billion Wooden Empireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooden city. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooden Empirean economy, worth 866 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,825 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", no one is worried about government policies any more, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wooden Empire's national animal is the Siberian wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

The Wooden Empire is ranked 127,559th in the world and 2,331st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 265.18824694608 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,990thNicest Citizens: 4,508thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,834thBest Weather: 5,001stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,056thMost Inclusive: 6,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,961stMost Pacifist: 7,332ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,541stHighest Food Quality: 7,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,309thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,585thMost Cultured: 10,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,994thMost Developed: 11,089thHealthiest Citizens: 12,687thLargest Governments: 13,299thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,482ndSmartest Citizens: 13,734thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,698thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,327thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,866thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,059thMost Efficient Economies: 20,704thMost Devout: 22,154thSafest: 22,298th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 185th in the regionNicest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 234th in the regionBest Weather: 243rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 302nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 345th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 379th in the regionMost Pacifist: 411th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 421st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionMost Influential: 460th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 510th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 609th in the regionMost Developed: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 640th in the regionMost Politically Free: 657th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 702nd in the regionLargest Governments: 743rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 763rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 793rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 828th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 858th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 912th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 949th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 963rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Wooden Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Wooden Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Wooden Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Wooden Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Wooden Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Wooden Empire lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Wooden Empire, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in The Wooden Empire, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : The Wooden Empire lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : The Wooden Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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