The Repubulika of The Union of Rwanda is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Paul Kagame with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.709 billion Banyarwanda enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rwandan economy, worth 155 trillion Rwandan Francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 90,964 Rwandan Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, international tensions are high as The Union of Rwanda threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of Rwanda's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Union of Rwanda is ranked 235,035^th in the world and 8,865^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12.88 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.