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Most Secular: 1,720thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,876th
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The Union of Malaysian Socialists

Population1.881 billion

CapitalKuala Rakyat
LeaderThe Supreme Politburo Standing Committee

CurrencySoviet ringgit
AnimalMalayan tiger

The Federal Zombie Republic of The Union of Malaysian Socialists is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Supreme Politburo Standing Committee with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.881 billion Malaysian Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Rakyat. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaysian economy, worth 314 trillion Soviet ringgits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,035 Soviet ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Union of Malaysian Socialists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Union of Malaysian Socialists's national animal is the Malayan tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rukunegara.

The Union of Malaysian Socialists is ranked 228,617th in the world and 722nd in The Communist Bloc for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.17 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Secular: 1,720thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,876thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,042ndMost Influential: 2,070thSafest: 2,181stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,813thHighest Drug Use: 2,896thNicest Citizens: 2,976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,440thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,832ndMost Inclusive: 4,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,339thBest Weather: 4,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,305thMost Developed: 5,361stSmartest Citizens: 5,502ndLargest Governments: 5,615thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,619thMost Efficient Economies: 5,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,511thMost Pacifist: 7,707thMost Cultured: 7,753rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,650thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,210thNudest: 10,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,489thHighest Average Incomes: 10,987thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,086thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,764thMost Politically Free: 15,372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,169thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,796thMost Extreme: 22,279th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 120 » Kethania, Marxmeans, Shamian, Socialist Union of Slavic Republics, Soviet Felines, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Keeglestan, Dynamic Revolution, Ambaniala, Blakkland, Ottomeme, Saint Shepard, Velikarudina, North Fluedan, Illeron, Secutor, Huelistan, Terrapinne, Old Mare, Jacarta, New Soviet States of America, Kergstan, Kitchen Nation, -Gregoria, Pyralspite, United States of Buffaloia, Calusahatchii, New Karov, Dudaev, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Kolechecka, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Debordan, The New West Country, Theria Han, Luftetia, Virdmar, Crescent Commune, Rubumba, Great Galanthia, Youstania Firksnerio, Soli Mac, Arbados Balarascia, Karelianastan, Saorta, Redternetia, Caerebor, Hispania Aeterna, Drumrum, Bulcingazinchillikavia, and 70 others.Kheshiga, Harthis, Ubertas, The Tarpeian Cliffs, Greater Nitrania, Vulga, East Uyghurstan, ZhongMania, Paeki, Chevodonia, Gramscina, Adoriania, Zaversko, Ostveimar, Vestrik, Green Briar, Parangaba, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Feyrisshire, Westacaucasus, Domona, Saniston, BurningPhoenix, Daiamid, Nogorod, Pajonia, Bruzzundunga, The Passerine Islands, The Plebeian States, Maxuus, Imperial Plumbus, Red Zoom, Very Good Nation, Lorgim Lukka, Socialist Proletariat Republics, Garbynia, Radicalania, Reignment, Bananorium, Majdoor, KatfNoPha, Solova, Ganjallia, Lippefess, Western Arizona, Brezzia, Melres e Medas, United States of Stalinia, Arsa, Vilouki, Paleozoa, Fuspiac, Newsun, Socialist Republix, Pro Bey, Hastita, Itilien, Cinnamon Resort, New Mandoras, Sirijiva, Lorthanien, Hachea, Jutlop, Therlica, Red nation state, Non Free, PXAQ, Doune Python, The Democratic Democracy of Democracies, and Holbosh.

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