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Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndLargest Welfare Programs: 320th
The Bustling Bureaucracy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
All praise is due to [violet]!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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People:2,348,323,309
Zombies:357,013,882

The Unified Missourtama States

Population2.705 billion

CapitalFurbel
LeaderTUMS
FaithVioletism

Currencysoul
Animalokapi

The Bustling Bureaucracy of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by TUMS with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.705 billion Missourtaman, 357 million of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 321 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 118,736 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 221,144th in the world and 12,244th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Secular: 11,267thMost Income Equality: 11,480thMost Survivors: 11,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,273rdMost Cultured: 19,371stMost Efficient Economies: 20,508th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 76th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 233rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionMost Developed: 283rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 381st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 487th in the regionSafest: 514th in the regionMost Income Equality: 539th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 609th in the regionMost Secular: 619th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 1,133rd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 495 » Zzozona, Republica Guilleana, Venicea, Shibutani, Minuda, Bala Mantre, Hardscrabble, Hamerica, Boston Castle, Cretox State, Westinor, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Xyrron, Praeceps, Harmonypine, Caselpania, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Cartures, Imortan Empire, Ocharckia, Solimun, Pleasuretown, Nodnarb, Animu Place, Territorio di Nessuno, Lotion Empire, Ale Valatins, Neo Cheese Empire, Sakarna, Koda-Land, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Feelonia, Chukstik Illahi, Zazumo, Saint Christinium, Verytas, Former English Colony, SORT, Great Latiko, Bend Mai, Figyjharli, Great Bights Mum, Rockwell Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Fel Imass, Nordic-British Union, Dakota Territories, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Zimmerdachen, and 445 others.The Sansvich, Lulubellia, The Endless Eventide, United Kahndaq, Orado, United Asgardian States, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, United States of Americanas, Navsland, Innocentic, Daerlan, Picairn, Marmiedon, United Lokkia, Siglakan, Cosamaloapan, Jestings, Caffeinetopia, Tolopel, The True Frog, Termathe, Unsophisticate, Anungu, Aerilia, Nationeer, Kuldi, Empy, Guer Aike, Sisang, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Dreadton, Gilakistan, Brucklania, Clan Spaniel, Dicko, Pazair, Principia Mathematica, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sikol, Caladann, Fran Advar, The Rhein States, Noahs Second Country, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Maratabat, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kazoo Basin, Kingdom of Witcheria, Bankowiata, Inner lorrainia, The Turkish workers of Europe, Zdagoburg, Ethnon, United States of Medford, Dylanana, TJUN-ia, Eraver, East Supple Lund, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Dar es Saalam, Esplandia, Detrivania, Bruhast, Yaorozu, Liminyj, North Bratislava, Rainengrad, Democratic HomeLand, Northwest Zedonia, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, South Baba, New Upper Scotland, Colonies of Free Temeria, Cokoland, Ardretia, Arrivederci, Pytong, Xanatosi, Fascist Democracy, Siwale, Lorigia, Lordelles, Callecul, Jerzykowo, Gendirt, Finchin, Altivia, Camikistan, David Davidson, North Unity, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Notyoutopia, A Ordem do Caos, Walter Jackson, The Windmilluminati, Quentiam Viventem, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, Vaireldanionistasi, Ver Testua, DIMAnism, Yokciq Empire, Aetulia, Testnation223, Sardona, Nova Arcania, Omnistria, Manticore utopia, Dejure, The Sinclarian Provinces, Federalania, Eastern Cous Empria, Kocherian, AVALOHIA, The Bureaucratic Territories, Florida Palms, Sevinland, Chadinton, Old Emporia, Srnsbaland, Joodey, Shizzy, Harveney, Khoik, Citrus Rutaceae, Runeda, Samfoychi, Partax, Central Ryal, Zemper Macro, Holy Oranz, Aruvicion, Ausnakulia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Azzarel, Malta Comino Gozo, French Bananastan, Armandlandia, Salt-and-Pepper, Itallitopia, WOoloo Unitedstrtes, The English Alliance, Kim Da-mi, Jurisa, Imperial Pieserged, Oro-Yurdujan, Solcius, Brsil, Grieslhiem, Lucedeia, Saphrosynia, Florevana, Central Drazil, LostLegion, Free Culture, Dangine, GlobeCV, Why Seriously, The Unicrons, Yalgora, Wooleystan, Phoronu, Cabaifer, Xipher, Andanavia, Staurlanidgerumiegisordia, Gainesixtan, Freuropic Wor, Heilhum Imperius, The Greylands, Zokk, TLTland, Religioncord, Iceria, Terrax, KhalChicken, Moszce-Walvard, A Salmon Named Harold, Verderiesdre, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Solphine, Entecavir, Yemet, I Anixi, The Jerichowan Country, Kragsgale, Riechelburg, Santalcine, U S Eh, Eywaan, Kheshiga, Schnuftelland, Soviet Terran, Konolas, Trance Empire, Kappacon, Sundred, El Fiji Grande, Kuveria, Dopeland420, Necromonia, Seridian, Singamadri, Tachycardia, Fizban, Confederacy of North America, Lemonbiscuits, Asoc lon, Aeurithianar, Batatoland Empire, Tamlra, Armandinia, Amerian States, Karazan, Cloydicia, Nistriabar, Xarrel, Karakalpak Republic, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, The Discipled, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Pauliestien, South Almyra, Zaeli, Arloria, The Most Freedom Ever, Hells Ninth Circle, 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