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Most Valuable International Artwork: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd
The Unified Missourtama States of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
In [violet] we trust
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Apprentice
World Assembly Minister
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Economy
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The Unified Missourtama States

Population3.889 billion

CapitalFurbel
LeaderTUMS
FaithVioletism

Currencysoul
Animalfish

The Unified Missourtama States of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by TUMS with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.889 billion Missourtaman are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 566 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 145,583 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Missourtaman officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', all marriages are arranged by the government, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 238,094th in the world and 163rd in South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -17.72 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 456thBest Weather: 467thMost Pacifist: 579thMost Compassionate Citizens: 759thMost Advanced Public Education: 870thLongest Average Lifespans: 875thMost Beautiful Environments: 916thMost Secular: 916thMost Inclusive: 956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,055thNicest Citizens: 1,080thHealthiest Citizens: 1,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,201stLowest Crime Rates: 1,675thMost Developed: 1,941stLargest Governments: 2,029thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,101stSafest: 3,102ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,216thSmartest Citizens: 6,727thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,496thMost Income Equality: 8,751stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,784thMost Influential: 10,588thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,100thHighest Average Incomes: 15,245thMost Efficient Economies: 16,110thMost Authoritarian: 23,838th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • : The Unified Missourtama States was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Missourtaman officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : The Unified Missourtama States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, being TUMS has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in South Pacific.

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